First of all,
Thanks for 3,500 hits!
This one goes out to Zeke and anyone else who may get the reference straight away (though it will become fairly obvious to my friends after reading).
Just a short update today. Since I haven’t written, some of the latest news has been twisting innocent young minds and sculpting them for my plot of eventual Japanese stardom. Or perhaps my equally dastardly plot of getting some spending money.
That’s right; I’m a part time teacher, full time party animal! My classes are small: one of 5th graders, who are quite adorable, and one of 6th graders, who are hellions in the making now that they aren’t scared of me anymore. The 6th graders will take some tweaking; they’re already prepared to cause destruction…just not in a way that benefits me. I think I’ll leave the 5th graders as they are for now. They’re well behaved and have a good time. The big kids will get rowdy quick if I give them the chance. This Ore-sama’s gonna bring the pain if they cause destruction when it won’t help me get famous or rule the city. Pain in the form of bookwork. Suddenly I understand teachers everywhere.
There’s a lot an adult can learn from the kids at this age though. They’re too young to be concerned about appearances or failure and they don’t have any self doubt. While they sometimes are out of hand they always try their best when called on and even if they don’t know the answer they don’t get defensive; they just come up with the best answer they can and lay it out with no hesitation and not with a quiet or pleading voice. I get the impression I will be wanting to smack people my age around if they piss and whine about class once semester 2 starts. Of course, adults may not need much help in the being rowdy or thinking girls have cuties department, but there are some good points I wish I could develop.
Even though they don’t always want to be in class I have a great time and I know the 5th graders enjoy the class as much as one can enjoy extra work forced onto you by your parents. The 6th graders have an okay time as well, but maybe from talking in class more than my lessons. As long as they don’t get too loud and can answer well when called upon I’ll let them have their fun though. What’s important is that they know the material.
I got up early so I’m going to take a little nap, but if you see on the news that a swarm of middle schoolers has toppled corporate giants across the pond and is storming the Toy’s R Us as we speak; just know that somewhere in the shadows I’m grinning. And don’t laugh, they have cool Initial: D toys at Toy’s R Us! =p
Peace.
O_O OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP!!!! O_O
Full time party animal? Uh huh, riiiiiiiiight.
I suddenly have this vision of something going terribly wrong; something that warps you into an evil criminal mastermind who is bent on destroying his own past in order to free himself to proceed with his own designs for a new future; and one by one, Kill Bill style, you confront each and every one of us on our home turf in order to defeat us.
Primary weapon of choice?
Japanese School Kids.
You start with Zeke; whose stomping ground is literally a Pump it Up arcade.. while your personal skills are quite leet’ with the pumpy, not all your minions can fit onto the stage, and Zeke has the 6′5″ advantage of doom over them. Zerg Rush him? No. Zeke don’t play that. He ain’t no pushover. You have to go one on one with him and survive the stomp.
Not an easy battle, and one whose outcome cannot be predicted.
If Sandy decides to not follow you down the evil road? Oh. Snap. We’re talking hella dangerous Read or Die chick here.. “The Paper” has nothing on her, especially in her battleground which is the library.
And when you get to me; oh… Oh you know THAT will be a cinematic battle. I’ll be a recurring boss character on your path to ascension.. not only will you have to take me on in a Lude’ race (first battle. Easy win for you.) but after wading through postal craziness, our final round will commence 34 stories above the ground. Your initial plan will be to cut my ropes, but that won’t work because of the omg mega titanium rope protectors I have over my lines; You won’t be able to rush me with your childrens, otherwise they be sufferin’ (for like, 4 or 5 seconds on the way down XO) , It will be a grand battle. Hanging above the earth, reflections of ourselves mirrored 4 to 5 times, gravity defying stunts only Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon could ever dream of. Spider Man will be proud.
But that’s assuming you go evil and decide to take over the world with legions of Japanese school kids.